That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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