East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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