I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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