C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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