About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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