too bad you live with your parents still
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
love makes seman taste better
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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