google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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