I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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