thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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