I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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