some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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