***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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