Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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