This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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