will power is for people who don't want to get laid
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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