I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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