i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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