puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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