that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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