For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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