just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
