You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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