We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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