i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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