i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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