I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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