$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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