He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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