38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm having to shit out rocks
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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