Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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