Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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