The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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