R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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