Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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