I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Randomize
