he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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