had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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