If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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