Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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