This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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