Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
