You can't special order awesome
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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