im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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