That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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