I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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