You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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