she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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