i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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