I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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