Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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