In the future we'll all be gay
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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