He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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