Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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